Golden Globes-The Red Carpet the best of the worst part 1

so here i am sittting infront of the flat screen wondering what the hell happened during the first fitting of the celebrities attending the globes and what was sent down the red carpet .mind boggling.mind boggling is a better term than what i have in my mind right now.so this is how i will rate the designs regardless wether the dress is from K-Mart or from a well known designer.one being the lowest and ten means your perfect!!!!so if you see your favorite celebrity getting a high mark,well good for you.on the other hand if your celebrity looks like she hired a blind stylist to dress her or she didn't use a mirror when she went out,,,welll sorry...lol
presenting the following dresses for your perusal starting with

 Emily Deschanel wearing a navy blue one sleeve wonder.i wonder if the other sleeve got caught while she was trying to get out of her car or she had a sleeve chopped off because she couldn't remember her right arm from her left.she looks matronly here,,than she does in her tv show Bones.i give her a 5 for effort.

 Heid klum in CalvinKlein Collection.hmmmm what can i say,,,DIVINE!!!!she looks long,elegant and beautiful....a 10!!!

 Julianna Marguilles wearing the carpet,,,oooppppsss,,,,wearing Naeem Khan,,,WTH?!?!?!??!she reminds me of an eggplant mascot that paraded in our school during the time we had  VEGETABLE WEEK or something similar,,,can't remember that was ages ago.i give her a 3 for effort

                     Taissa Farmiga in Vera Wang...hmmmm classy from the cut to color.a perfect 10!!!

 Shailene Woodley in Marchesa.i DIE!!!!stunning and she kept the hair and accessories to a minimum.a 10!

 Tilda Swinton In Haider Ackermann.i know Swinton is an edgy dresser.she looks stunning in this color,,,what i hate is the upper part.it looks like a jacket an aunt would wear for a baptismal,or an older lady would pair with a midlength skirt to attend a wedding.a 4!!!

                             Reese Witherspoon in Zac Posen.frumpy from down.arrgghhhhhh...a 5!!!

Debra Messing in Monique Llhuiller.black is back,,,but it makes her look heavy in the midsection.i feel sad.had a taller,skinnier kate bosworth looking girl had worn this,,,well...a 6!!!